Editor’s Note: In relation to the Nov. 19 article “Opinion: Students are worried about the wrong things,” this columnist chose to write about a contemporary issue in the form of an internet meme. 
Second World War. Such bad. Very Nazi. Much imperialism. So                 expansion. 
Broke British. Please stop. So Atlantic Charter. Angry Churchill. Such fall. Much self-determination.
Such irony. Wow. 
China. So many. Such ocean. Much East China Sea. 1 million square miles.
Senkaku Islands. Much dispute. 
Wow.  
Such demands. So ridiculous. 
Not Chinese. Very Japanese. So long.  
Much conflict.
Much saber-rattling. Very belligerent. 
Sino-Japanese conflict. Much bad. So unnecessary. United States. Much treaty. Such friendship. Japan love. Bffl. 
So bro. Much boom. Bye China.
Senkaku Islands. 1895. Such control. Much annex. Treaty of Shimonoseki.
United States. Very World War II. Much occupation. 1972.      
Relinquished control.  
So bro.  
Much precedence. Such claim. 
Silly China. 
So America. Much balls. Very bomber. Such fly-over. 
Very cavalier. Much middle-finger.  
So good. Wow.
China dumb. Much dumb. 
Asia fieldtrip. VP Biden. Such emergency. Great teeth. So straight. Very perfect.
Bad decision. Many gaffes. Mr. Good-Times.  
Much foot-in-mouth. So bad.
Asian pivot. Such decision. So good. Much forethought. Very credence.
Good Obama.
China bad. Such ambition. Big problemz. Much expansion. No claim.
Japanese Senkakus.
So bad. Much conflict. Such trouble. 
Plz stahp. 
Silly commies. Such overestimation. Much hubris.
US military. Such strength. So firepower. Very scary. Much explosion. 
Ask Japan.
Wow.
Ryan McGehee is a 20-year-old political science, history and international studies junior from Zachary, La.