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Hey, look. I’m a dude. I can’t claim to know much about fashion because I pretty much wear the same 3 shirts in a constant rotation. But I think the fact that I have a penis makes me PLENTY qualified to put together a list of totally boner-killing clothing items women wear.

1. Cut-off shorts. What are you, MY MOM? Nasty. They’re not flattering, and they obstruct my view of your butt. Stop.

2. Short haircuts. All of your friends say it looks great on you, but guess what I THINK IT’S UGLY AND MANLY. HELLO! I do not want to date a MAN. That would make me gay!!!!! 

3. Lipstick. Ladies, why do you think this looks good? I don’t!!! If you’re wearing lipstick I can’t kiss you, and I know you wanna get in on this lip action. 

4. Yoga pants. Unless you’re skinny and hot with a nice booty, step away from the yoga pants! If you’re hot, it’s ok: you can wear comfortable workout clothes but, if not, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? I don’t want to have to look at your gross butt. Screw your fitness goals. 

5. Tattoos/piercings. I think all women with tattoos and/or piercings are TRASHY. If you have like a small infinity sign on your wrist I can work with that but YOUR LEG TATTOOS ARE INTERRUPTING MY BONER TIME. I do not like it, doesn’t look good agreed bros??? Agreed.
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