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The slightly above-average coffee
The smell of local gutter punks wafting through the shop
The inability to get work done because all your friends hang there
The inability to get work done because of the spotty WiFi
The second-hand smoke induced carcinoma
Getting pestered for change/cigarettes by the homeless
The looks of scorn from the hipster baristas when you don’t know which milk you want in your latte
The looks of scorn from the hipster baristas as you try fruitlessly to win their affections
That excellent post-coffee bowel movement
People losing their minds when a building owner executes his right to not renew a lease for a building he owns