The controversial evangelical prayer rally “The Response”is set to take place Saturday, January 24 at the Pete Maravich Assembly Center despite attempts by some LSU faculty members and protestors to move the event elsewhere.
Under the ministerial power of the Most Reverend Governor Bobby “Creflo” Jindal, the rally hopes to restore America as God’s chosen country and beg for mercy from God’s wrath. God has reportedly been very angry that America has not given him praise on high and has been plaguing the battered country with hurricanes, racism, and pornography.
The event is cosponsored by the American Family Association who has been labeled a hate group by those liberal commies at the Southern Poverty Law Center. Despite objections to the use of the Pete Maravich Assembly Center for such a rally, it is still scheduled to take place on Saturday.
You can catch all of the day’s events, including the prayer rally itself at 10AM CST, on tigertv.tv.
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