With its user-friendly platform and by-the-minute set-up, Twitter is one of the fastest ways to transmit and receive information while keeping up with the latest news, trends and, most importantly, the Kardashians (or celebrities with talent, if that’s your thing). In recent years, a new trend has emerged among students and fans in the form of parody Twitter accounts. Whether it be a faux Osama bin Laden tweeting from the pits of hell or Hurricane Isaac boasting of his victim’s need for food stamps, these nonsensically entertaining accounts run rapid on the site. Here are a few LSU-themed parody accounts worthy of a University student’s attention.
LSU Problems
@LSU_Problems
From run-ins with Riverside Towing to life in the Pentahood, we all have experienced the quirky problems only a University student would understand. Some brave herald cleverly relays our collective woes, inciting a “OMG, ME TOO” with every tweet.
Tigerland Problems
@TigerlandProbz
Who knew Thirsty Thursday had its setbacks? Drunken saliva swapping and I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-sex grinding are only two of the many problems innocent club-goers face every week — and this page is here to document it all via Twitter. It may be the best way to revel in trashiness of your peers without being exposed to the STDs.
Drunk LSU Betch
@DrunkLSUBetch
The name says it all. Conservatism is the last concern for this brash tweeter, who isn’t afraid to drop the occasional F-bomb and subtle hints to her true identity. While there may not be quite enough drunken slurs and betchiness found here, there’s no reason not to follow a page with such an ingenious moniker.
LSU Sorority Girl
@LSUSororityGirl
A slightly more conservative friend of Drunk LSU Betch, this page takes you into the mind-boggling world of Nike shorts and over-sized T-shirts. It’s funnier than one may think. Although most tweets are geared toward the Greek audience, others deliver witty quips for all to enjoy.
LSU Bus Moments
@LSUbusmoments
While this page doesn’t focus too much on the late night antics of the infamous drunk bus, it does offer sound-yet-hilarious advice to students on and off its daily routes. From proper bus etiquette to daily hygiene routines, failed bus moments teach life lessons while delivering the funny.
LSU Memorial Tower
@LSU_Clock_Tower
Ever wonder what the clock tower is thinking? Look no further. Few words can describe the master of language who dared to delve into the mind of the most intriguing University monument. Scratch that. There’s only one word — BONG.
