10. Parents in the Northwest come up with names far cleverer than Barkevious, Jerqwinick and Ego.
9. We’re just happy we’re going to Baton Rouge and not Ruston…
8. Our All-American punter averaged two more yards-per-punt than yours did last season.
7. We’ve never had a Heisman finalist. We’ve also never had a Heisman finalist been dismissed from the program.
6. You don’t need a translator to understand Idahoans when they speak.
5. Continued from 6… Did I see Les Miles on Swamp People last week?
4. In the Pacific Northwest, we use relative dating to determine the age of geological formations. In the South, it has a completely different meaning.
3. We actually are jealous you get to eat gumbo and crawfish, no sarcasm there.
2. Pet alligators aren’t allowed in our dorms.
1. The WAC is dissolving, any room for us in the SEC?
From the University of Idaho’s student newspaper, The Argonaut