Mass communication professor Jay Shelledy’s feature writing class created this list of signs for spotting lovers of the Crimson Tide:
You believe corndogs are a delicacy.
You have more guns in your truck than teeth in your mouth.
Your cousin and wife both are ‘Bama fans – and the same person.
Prior to every game, you pray in the name of the Father, Son and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Your girlfriend left you for Brad Wing.
You know of no football team existing between Bear Bryant and Nick Saban.
You model your hairstyle after John Parker Wilson.
You believe sexually assaulting another person proves how gay he is.
You consider it normal to name a child “Bear.”
You just can’t let sleeping Tigers lie.
“Roll Tide” is the closest thing you come to bathing.
You tell everyone you are not from Mississippi.
Trees cringe when you walk by.
Tea (and its accompanying bags) is your favorite refreshment.
You consider Krystal’s to be fine dining.
You end every meal blessing with “Roll Tide.”
You don’t allow your children to attend Auburn.
You consider kicking field goals quantum physics.
You celebrate the birthday of John Wilkes Booth.
 
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