Tired of the same old choices at the ballot box? Elections got you down? Can’t find an excuse to refuse another push card in Free Speech Alley?
Tough luck, dear readers – voting is your patriotic duty.
But if you want something different, you can always consider a write-in candidate.
And that’s why the opinion page is here for you. We may not be official candidates in this election, but there’s no reason why you can’t consider us for the highest elected office at the University aside from the rules governing the election, general situational ethics and simple human decency.
But we here in the opinion section never let any of those things influence our columns, so we’re happy to ask you to take a chance and rock the vote today.
Consider well – the columnist you choose to cast a protest vote for defines the kind of protest you’re willing to make.
For more on Rock the Vote, click the PDF to read the columnists’ bids for the top post.