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JACOB KRASNOW

TIGER TV REPORTER

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“THANKS GUYS, WELCOME TO MY FIRST SAINTS COMMENTARY OF THE SEASON. L-S-U MIGHT BE OUT OF TITLE CONTENTION THIS YEAR, BUT FOOTBALL FANS IN LOUISIANA STILL HAVE REASON TO SMILE. BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME, I GET TO SAY SOMETHING I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY, BUT UNTIL NOW IT HASN’T BENN TRUE: THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS, ALBEIT ARGUABLY, ARE THE BEST TEAM IN FOOTBALL.”

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“IT WAS UGLIER THAN A JARRETT LEE FADE ROUTE, BUT SUNDAY’S 28-23 WIN AGAINST THE NOW 1-8 ST. LOUIS RAMS IS A WIN NONETHELSS. ON THEIR WAY TO A PERFECT 9-0 RECORD, THE 2009 SAINTS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING THE “WHO DAT NATION” HAS ALWAYS WISHED THE TEAM COULD. THEY CAN PLAY DEFENSE WITH PRIDE AND A NOSE FOR THE FOOTBALL, THEY CAN PASS, BUT WE ALREADY KNEW THAT, AND THEY CAN RUN THE BALL EFFECTIVELY WITH ANYBODY – INCLUDING REGGIE BUSH. BUT, PERHAPS MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY CAN WIN GAMES EVEN WHEN THEY PLAY TO THE LEVEL OF THE WORST TEAM IN THE N-F-C. THEY ARE LIVING UP TO THEIR PRESEASON MANTRA – “FINISH.””

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“THE SAINTS OWN THE FOURTH QUARTER, OUTSCORING OPPONENTS 98-24 IN THAT PERIOD THIS SEASON. SO, SAINTS FANS, GET YOUR POPCORN READY, BECAUSE THIS SEASON IS ONLY A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY DONE. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE KREWE DE DREW, IT’S ONGOING MISSION: TO UNLEASH STRANGE, NEW DEFENSES; TO REACH NEW OFFENSIVE HEIGHTS, AND TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO SAINT HAS GONE BEFORE. I’M JACOB KRASNOW, BACK YOU GUYS IN THE STUDIO.”

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