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Following Florida’s 17-16 loss to the Tigers this past Saturday, Florida fans became so salty that their tears apparently evaporated into the atmosphere, creating a disturbance known as a salt storm. 
In Gainesville, salt water rains down from the sky as Florida fans become saltier and saltier after the tough loss. If Florida fans grow any saltier, they risk turning the system into a potential category one to category two butthurticane. 
That’s right, if Florida fans grow any saltier, they risk becoming butt-hurt, therefore, transforming the already powerful salt storm into an even more powerful butt-hurticane. 
Butt-hurticanes are known to develop when a region sustains maximum butt-hurt for a prolonged period of time, and at this rate, the system is predicted to grow even stronger.
If the Gators lose to the Texas A&M Aggies this upcoming Saturday, it is guaranteed that this salt system will evolve into a butthurticane.