BATON ROUGE- Extremely amateur video obtained by The Funyon’s Latiolais Report shows LSU’s Mike the Tiger viciously attacking students with cream pies in the face. 
The assaults took place at the West Campus Apartments on February 11th around 4:30 in the afternoon. Students were seen fleeing the scene as a rabid Mike the Tiger chased them throughout the complex. 
The Latiolais Report’s Spencer Latiolais spoke to cat expert Alex Cormier who personally witnessed the act of feline terror. 
“The idea that this is happening on the LSU campus is something that people have been fearing for years,” says Mr. Cormier. “This is something that animal rights groups and others have been telling us for decades.”
Mike the Tiger reportedly broke free from his habitat around 4 PM that same afternoon and headed North East towards the West Campus Apartments. Sources say the savage beast was foaming at the mouth, though he may have just eaten a few of those cream pies. 
Mr. Cormier says that students should protect themselves on campus by staying indoors, securing doors and windows, bringing all catnip plants inside, and refraining from carrying cat toys to class. He concluded by stating that “having a tiger mascot on campus is simply not a safe option and it puts the lives of students at jeopardy”.
University officials are urging students to take caution when commuting through campus and to be aware of their surroundings, including cream covered savage tigers.