10. Most tailgates are bigger than their homes.

9. Discovering the biggest stadium they’ve ever seen is just the Greek Theater.

8. The reason it’s called Death Valley.

7. The scoreboard is not broken.

6. Underage drinking is encouraged.

5. Tiger Stadium holds eight times UI’s enrollment.

4. The air is so humid you breathe your daily supply of water.

3. The fact that only half the radios are playing country music.

2. LSU’s mascot is quite capable of eating them.

1. The contents of gumbo.

· From the pens of LSU’s MC3002 feature/column writing class