Homecoming is an interesting time of the year for most Power 5 schools. Traditionally, a large team will challenge a small, inferior team to an almost unwinnable game of football. 
Nowadays, it’s considered insulting and classless (looking at you, UF), so I decided to ask Troy’s #1 football fan what they thought about it.
Only problem was… I had a lot of trouble finding one. 
But that issue was solved rather quickly due to my expertise in tricking those from Alabama. 
Stunningly, a Troy fan appeared almost out of nowhere. Well, it was kind of out of no where — we found him in the bushes. 
It was revealed to us later, though, that this fan was not a Troy fan, but a homeless man.
“I just wanted the whiskey,” said TroyVonn Sullivan. “I guess I could use the condoms, too” he added. 
LSU and Troy are squared to kick off Saturday, September 30th at 6 PM in Tiger Stadium. It is possible we will find a Troy fan attending the game Saturday night, but we will just have to wait and see.