What could you do in 72 days?
If you were a farmer, you could plant, grow and harvest certain types of peas, eggplants or tomatoes.
If you were a newborn baby, you’d be able to lift yourself off the floor with your arms.
And if you’re NBA player Kris Humphries, it’s about how long you can ride the Kim Kardashian fame train before getting stiletto-booted off.
Early Monday morning, rumors began to swirl on Facebook, Twitter and Google+ (just kidding about that last one) that Kardashian was planning to file for divorce from her short-term love, whom she began dating in November 2010.
The reality celeb soon issued a statement published on her BFF Ryan Seacrest’s website.
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the Friends.” Seriously, YouTube it. 3. Humphries finally looked up what the word “pre-nup” means. 2. Kardashian wanted to make another sex tape and her b-ball boy refused. (Proposed title: “Humping work.”
Translation: “No one will hire me, and I’m running out of Kaput.”
 
Rachel Warren is a 21-year-old communications studies senior from New Orleans.
 
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