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The G-Spot: Today, ‘down there’ shaving is optional, but expected

By Gabie Bacques
Columnist
October 8, 2011

Pubic hair removal has been around since the ancient Egyptians and Grecian prostitutes had to be identified by their profession and maintain hygiene. Grooming down below is a personal preference and an...

Failure of Diplomacy: Documentary demonstrates why Guantanamo must close

By Zachary Davis
Columnist
October 8, 2011

When Barack Obama ran for president in 2008, there were a few items on his platform which I, and many others, found attractive. Whether it was his stance on the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," his considerations...

Walking on Thin Ice: Dining halls should make reusable to-go boxes available

By Priyanka Bhatia
Columnist
October 6, 2011

The aroma of fresh red beans fills my nostrils. I'm stepping toward the automatic doors when my phone alarm suddenly rings. This single action instantly reminds me that I am once again so close and yet...

The G-Spot: Prostitution laws are meant to protect both prostitutes and their clients.

By Gabie Bacques
Columnist
October 6, 2011

Pretty whoa, man! A Louisiana judge recently altered an ancient law requiring individuals found guilty of soliciting oral or anal sex, or crimes against nature, to register as sex offenders, while vaginal...

 

Scum of the Girth: Prostitutes are nothing more than hoes and don’t force themselves on clients

By Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 6, 2011

It's the oldest profession in the world. Prostitution, also known as hooking or whoring, has been deemed a poison by our upstanding, family-minded lawmakers. It is viewed in most parts of the country as...

Press X to Not Die: An Apple naysayer tips his hat to visionary Steve Jobs

By Adam Arinder
Columnist
October 5, 2011

Yesterday, the world lost a visionary. Yesterday, Apple lost its heart. After a long battle with pancreatic cancer, former Apple CEO and turtleneck aficionado Steve Jobs passed away. He was 56. Jobs took...

Seemann Says: N.J. gov. vetoes ‘Snooki Subsidy,’ shows real conservatism

By Chris Seemann
Columnist
October 5, 2011

In recent weeks, the prevailing buzz surrounding New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has revolved around whether or not he would run for the Republican nomination for president. Little is known nationally about...

Failure of Diplomacy: Danish implement ‘Fat Tax,’ should be copied in America

By Zachary Davis
Columnist
October 4, 2011

According to a 2008 CDC study, 34 percent of American adults, and 17 percent of children and adolescents are classified as obese. Denmark, in comparison, only has an obesity rate of about 13.4 percent. It...

The C-Section: University can’t dodge cuts, eliminating swine farm bad for all

By Chris Grillot
Columnist
October 4, 2011

Last school year was bad for the University. OK, that's an understatement. It was really bad. The big bad budget cuts were always looming over our heads. Instructors were fired, and programs were cut....

Apple CEO Tim Cook talks about the iPhone 4S during an announcement at Apple headquarters in Cupertino, Calif., Tuesday, Oct. 4, 2011.

HEAD TO HEAD | Did Apple drop the ball with iPhone 4S, keynote speech?

Taylor Balkom: Apple's "Let's Talk iPhone" event started in typical fashion, showing how much it is currently and will be kicking its competition's ass. OS X Lion has managed to sell 6 million copies since...

Berxerxes: Pell Grant cuts reflect D.C.’s slash-happy nature

By Xerxes A. Wilson
Columnist
October 3, 2011

Like most things, education is becoming more expensive. For those of us with humble roots and little to no parental patronage, scaling the social strata is becoming an increasingly costly proposition. This...

Scum of the Girth: Chris Christie, Sarah Palin not fit for president

By Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 2, 2011

Chris Christie is too fat, and Sarah Palin is too dumb. In case you were wondering, that's why neither of them will be the Republican nominee for president this year. Recently, major news outlets have...