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The swarms of repulsive and exasperating caterpillars must be stopped at all costs.
There is only one solution, and it is the final solution...
This article is satire and meant purely for the reader’s
enjoyment.
Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced plans to accept sleazy money from Super PACs at a press conference on Thursday.
This...
The state legislature finally is doing something good for students.
Yesterday morning, a bill to expand students’ access to voting passed unanimously out of committee. Under this bill, university...
The presidential election might be the hot-button issue this year, but we shouldn’t forget about the all-important congressional races in 2016.
Louisiana will choose its next senator in November....
As students, we all want to see our campus prosper through innovation, and the University’s Master Plan allows that to happen. However, is now the right time to begin implementing such a plan?
In...
Candy the Chimpanzee in her current condition is not up to any monkey business.
In fact, she can’t be.
Since Candy is a chimpanzee, she doesn’t have a tail like monkeys do. Also unlike monkeys,...
While everyone was out this weekend doing unspeakable things in Tigerland, 12 countries in the Asia Pacific region pledged to do something about antimicrobial resistance, an important topic we need to...
In case you didn’t realize from the endless tabloid coverage, this past weekend was Coachella’s first weekend, and festival goers allegedly listened to music in between stalking celebrities.
The...
Are you a millennial? If so, statistically speaking, you suck at managing your money.
A 2015 study on millennials by Pricewaterhouse Coopers and George Washington University’s Global Financial Literacy...
The federal government wasted more than $50 billion on the United States Postal Service since 2007 according to TaxFoundation.org. In return, the American taxpayers receive poor quality service.
The USPS...
Thousands upon thousands of American workers receive a starvation wage every year. In Louisiana, that number is even higher since we have the largest prison population in the world per capita.
Oh, did...
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AMC Entertainment CEO Adam Aron announced the chain’s plans to create new theaters geared toward millennial customers.
The...
