This post is satire and meant for the reader's enjoyment.Presidential candidate and America’s most-wanted soul-sucking super villain, Hillary Clinton, announced plans for world domination at a fundraising...
This article is purely satire and meant for the readers’ enjoyment.
LSU President F. King Alexander announced ideas to relieve impending budget cuts at a press conference Thursday afternoon.
“These...
Certain minority groups around the country use oppressive methods to get what they want, and the government needs to protect their targets.
Rep. Mike Johnson, R-Bossier City, recently filed a bill known...
We need to establish congressional term limits at the federal level.
The 2016 presidential race is the anti-politician election. People don’t want established career politicians because they consider...
The Louisiana Association of Business and Industry and House Republicans have no budget plan except to screw over poor people in the special legislative session’s final hours.
Not that anyone is...
Louisiana’s prison system is a disgusting and corrupt money-making machine that wheels and deals in human lives on the cheap.
This system sacrifices fairness for profit. Instead of treating prisoners...
Donald Trump is going to be the Republican nominee for the 2016 presidential election.
The time for hoping for a different outcome is long gone. We need to prepare for the most likely result.
Sen. Ted...
In 2016, the state of pop music is about as lifeless as the rotting corpses from “The Walking Dead.” I don’t know what’s more depressing: a zombie apocalypse or Meghan Trainor being...
Tax plans. Wall Street. Minimum wage. Jobs moving overseas.
If you haven’t heard these soundbites, you haven’t been paying attention to the 2016 presidential election.
All the candidates, from...
The relationship between the University and student fees is like the relationship between broke college students and stripping. It feels a little sleazy, unbecoming and you swear you’d never *actually*...
The Student Government debate focused on diversity and commitment to marginalized groups, but the campaigns don’t differ much in solutions or even campaign colors.
Both tickets’ platforms wouldn’t...
As May quickly approaches, many upperclassmen are suffering from senioritis, and the rest of the student body is just trying to make it through the remainder of the semester.
The phrase “C’s...
