Hey, all you lazy, weed-smoking hippies. It’s time to start paying attention to the presidential election because Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders came out as the most progressive...
Trigger fingers turn to Twitter fingers? More like Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers.
Maybe Meek Mill’s fingers turned to Twitter fingers regarding his beef with Drake, but it’s the complete...
U.S. Sen. David Vitter’s gubernatorial campaign hinges on white Louisianians’ fears of a black “thug” lurking around every corner.
Instead of releasing a campaign ad detailing why...
General education requirements are unnecessary and a waste of time and money. However, university imposed learning is a staple of college education.
Useless classes infuriate every driven student. I first...
“Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Make my heart go; Boom, Boom; My Supernova Girl!”
These are the lyrics an interstellar superstar sung to his sweetheart Zenon in a Disney movie about the future. They are...
LSU should consider making its motto “There will be school come hell or high water.”
LSU shocked many students Monday morning when the school tweeted, “#LSU campus remains open today,...
It’s amazing we continue to undervalue what women, who represent more than half of the population, have to say.
From Hollywood to college campuses, undervaluing women’s voices is all too common.
When...
The Canadian election last week brought the Liberal Party to power in their government, and one of the party’s first campaign promises is to legalize and regulate marijuana, which would make it one...
The acrimonious relationship between the executive and legislative branches inflamed yet again last week concerning the 2016 defense authorization bill, indicating the bitter and relentless gridlock between...
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The Nye County Police Department is launching a glamorous investigation...
Plans to renovate and expand the math labs in Pleasant Hall, forgotten. Plans to centralize supplemental instruction through the Center for Academic Success, thrown aside. The writing program within the...
The November cover of Ebony magazine features an iconic photo of the Huxtable family shattered with the apex rooted over Bill Cosby’s face. Ebony’s feature story was an exposition of the Cosby...
