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Scum of the Girth: You’ve only heard of 25 percent of the presidential candidates
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Parker Cramer
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July 23, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Deconstructing Fox News articles a frustrating, futile practice
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Parker Cramer
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July 18, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Federal Reserve stockholders profit from US gov. debt
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Parker Cramer
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July 9, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Upheld Obamacare: Mitt Romney’s bastard love child
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Parker Cramer
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July 2, 2012
Scum of the Girth: President Obama’s young migrant plan a step forward
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Parker Cramer
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June 27, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Former pitcher Clemens is ‘white trash that made it’
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Parker Cramer
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June 24, 2012
Head-to-Head: Scum of the Girth – Soccer will ascend in U.S. popularity
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Parker Cramer
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June 20, 2012
Scum of the Girth: U.S. troop suicides once again exceed combat deaths
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Parker Cramer
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June 20, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Just how right was Ray Bradbury in Fahrenheit 451?
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Parker Cramer
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June 13, 2012
Scum of the Girth: ‘Budget cuts’ shouldn’t be in our vocabulary
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Parker Cramer
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June 6, 2012
Why did the U.S. invade Iraq and why not Syria?
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Parker Cramer
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June 4, 2012
Scum of the Girth: La. needs more specific guidelines on discrimination
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Parker Cramer
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May 3, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Women deserve equal pay for the same job
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Parker Cramer
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April 30, 2012
Scum of the Girth: It’s only fair if they take government money
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Parker Cramer
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April 25, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Secret Service agents were just having well-deserved fun
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Parker Cramer
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April 24, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Proposed gun amendment to La. Constitution goes too far
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Parker Cramer
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April 18, 2012
Scum of the Girth: NYC public schools over-censor standardized tests
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Parker Cramer
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April 2, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Strauss-Kahn ‘aggravated pimping’ charge trivial
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Parker Cramer
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March 28, 2012
Scum of the Girth: If Snooki can keep her baby, gay adoptions should be allowed, too
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Parker Cramer
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March 13, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Extramarital sex not tolerated by S. Carolina GOP
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
March 11, 2012
Head to Head: Allowing weapons on campus is a crazy idea
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
March 5, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Vasectomy bill in Georgia an inane piece of legislation
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
March 1, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Church Point Mardi Gras a hidden gem, true bon temps
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
February 23, 2012
Mississippi should legalize home-grown marijuana
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
February 16, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Leave the animals out of politics
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
January 31, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Don’t pay mind to dumb ‘Hey Homeauxs’ T-shirts
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
January 23, 2012
Election 2012: What you missed over break
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
January 16, 2012
Scum of the Girth: Football student identification policy needs to be revised
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Parker Cramer
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December 1, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Black Friday violence comical, but shows U.S. greed
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
November 29, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Nation’s backwardness evident in first-cousin marriage laws
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Parker Cramer
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November 22, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Putin awarded Confucius Peace Prize for starting war
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Parker Cramer
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November 17, 2011
Scum of the Girth: R. Kelly, Hitler show us the sexiest ways to succumb
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Parker Cramer
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November 15, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Louisiana pot laws should mirror Mississippi statutes
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
November 8, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Population growth to 7 billion shows need for birth control
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 31, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Practice your civic duty: Dress like a whore on Halloween
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 26, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Game suspensions of LSU football players justified
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 23, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Debates more entertaining than TV
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 19, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Iranian assassins, Mexican cartels a dangerous cocktail
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 16, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Reggie’s should be boycotted for alleged hate crime
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 10, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Prostitutes are nothing more than hoes and don’t force themselves on clients
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
October 6, 2011
Saudi women earn right to vote but can’t drive to the polls
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
September 29, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Landry acts childish in Congress, makes Louisiana look stupid
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
September 25, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Living in poverty doesn’t always mean people are lazy
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
September 17, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Patriot Act used to search everyone except terrorists
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
September 14, 2011
Scum of the Girth: It’s time to turn the other cheek, America
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
September 7, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Rick Perry not who America needs, has bad spending habits
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
August 21, 2011
Scum of the Girth: New York legalizes gay marriage; it’s about damn time
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
July 27, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Despite the trial, be thankful your mother isn’t Casey Anthony
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
July 18, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Cutting off manhood never a good solution
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
July 13, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC no longer a laughing matter
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
July 11, 2011
Condoms the only answer to the world’s growing problem
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
July 5, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Worldwide overspending a dangerous trend, global concern
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
June 28, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Justin Bieber could be answer to American financial woes
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
June 26, 2011
Scum of the Girth: What we can all learn from Raymond K. Hessel, “Fight Club”
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
June 19, 2011
Scum Of The Girth: Affordable health care should be government’s priority
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
June 15, 2011
Scum of the Girth: Wiener photo shouldn’t blow Weiner’s congressional career
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Parker Cramer
Columnist
June 8, 2011
Scum of the girth: Declaring war on drugs is inadequate solution to complex problem
By
Parker Cramer
Columnist
June 5, 2011
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