Editor’s Note: The following column is satire. The Curse of Omar is broken! Jeff Landry decided not to bring a live tiger to the Vanderbilt game, and guess what? We won. Maybe this will be a sign for...

Ann Arbor, Michigan is no hotspot for tourism. Similar to Baton Rouge, it relies on its university to sustain relevancy. But home is home, and Bryce Underwood found his middle ground of more money and...