Finally the truth has come out. Sources close to Barry Soetoro, AKA Barack Obama, confirm that he is in fact a Marxist Muslim Nazi socialist from Kenya who seeks to destroy America. Everyone grab a Tea Party friend and thank them for knowing the truth before we did.
Students should be interested to know that we currently live in the United Socialist States of America.
For students who question this notion, it is because you all have been brainwashed by socialist-loving professors who pollute the minds of God-fearing, America-loving children. This is evident with the level of patriotism and family values students have when they don’t go to the socialist public schools. Students who decide to go to a Christian private school or be home-schooled are more American and patriotic than those who don’t. After all, it is only at a Christian private school or home school where propaganda isn’t allowed.
One of the worst parts of Obama’s agenda is to get women and girls to think that they are somehow equal to men. When the market decides to pay women 77 cents to a man’s dollar, clearly it knows better than some socialist bureaucratic czar appointed by Obama.
Obama’s agenda against family values is clear. He must turn little girls of America into angry femi-nazis who want to destroy the family. Everyone knows the downfall of the family is when wives think too much and refuse to be submissive to their husbands.
Marxism clearly influenced Obama’s health care plan. He took an old Republican health care reform plan and made it his own by putting his name on it — Obamacare.
As a Kenyan Muslim Marxist Socialist Nazi, Obama seeks to weaken the United States militarily and destroy our security. Obama already succeeded in weakening our military with defense cuts. Obama cut defense spending from Bush’s $500 billion down to the current level of $672 billion.
Another example of Obama as a weak president is the Benghazi cover-up.
Obama’s foreign policy showed his socialist agenda when he continued the embargo against fellow communist state Cuba, he tried to topple the socialist government of Venezuela and when he backed anti-socialist Nazis in Ukraine.
In regard to his hippie environmental job-killing agenda, Obama bailed out BP after the oil spill and increased oil production to the highest levels in American history. Nothing says love for the environment like drill-baby-drill.
Obama’s socialist agenda truly shined during the financial crisis when he voted to bailout Wall Street. When liberals and progressives wanted justice on Wall Street, Obama answered their call by not putting a single banker in jail.
The truth the liberal media won’t show us is that most people long for the Bush years. America was a Republican paradise in 2008 before Obama came in and ruined everything.
In the Bush era, we bailed out the banks that destroyed the economy, had two wars because one is too boring, jammed Gitmo with hundreds of whiny foreigners complaining about something called rights and had great ethical business leaders running the economy like Ken Lay in Enron and George W. Bush in the White House.
It is an Obamanation to have a socialist in the White House. Americans hate socialism as long as we don’t include social security, Medicare, Medicaid, corporate welfare, farm subsidies, computers, pharmaceuticals and the Internet.
Americans long for the free market good times of child labor, poisonous rivers, worker exploitation, environmental destruction and chaotic financial crashes. We all miss Reagan’s “greed is good” era because the most important thing in life is caring for yourself, especially when times are hard.
Joshua Halfdjsggki is a close- minded Christian extremist from Arabia.