"Just say no" just doesn't work anymore. Creating a law doesn't automatically ensure everyone will follow it. With school shootings remaining an all-too-common disaster, the opportunity to protect yourself...

Wham, bam, oh dang I shot you, ma'am. Allowing guns on campus is like letting Snooki reproduce: just plain stupid. I have no problem with guns. I'm from Texas — I was born with a holster. I support...

"Just say no" just doesn't work anymore. Creating a law doesn't automatically ensure everyone will follow it. With school shootings remaining an all-too-common disaster, the opportunity to protect yourself...

Every year, it's invariable. During the last months of winter's oppressive reign, I'm always a little blue, a little fuzzy. A little googly-eyed, maybe. It's not depression. It's not a more psychiatric...

On the latter half of a life lived in a tie and buttoned collar, either the tie asphyxiates the wearer or the wearer loses the tie. One could go the way of Ernest Hemingway — drunken author and father...

Apparently, the United States can pursue diplomacy. After years of hostility and threats, North Korea struck a deal with the U.S. last week to cease nuclear tests, uranium enrichment and long-range missile...

Most people think it's easy to spot a person who has an eating disorder. They believe anorexics are sickly bags of skin and bones who avoid eating at all costs and that bulimics immediately jump up from...

Now that all those second-class primaries and Mickey Mouse caucuses are out of the way, we can turn our attention to the biggest and brightest stage in the 2012 Republican presidential primary –...

Keep your bills away from my balls. At least that's what they're saying in Georgia, where Rep. Yasmin Neal, D-Riverdale, has introduced a bill to ban vasectomies unless men faced a serious health risk. Since...

Do you remember where you were when a distributed denial-of-service (DDOS) attack brought down the Church of Scientology website? No? What about when PayPal went under attack? Still nothing? These attacks...

It was called freedom of speech. It was called the Internet. His name is Robert Paulson. But this isn't Chuck Palahniuk's "Fight Club" or Project Mayhem. It's Anonymous. It's a shame that our intelligence...

Imagine waking up tomorrow to learn your preferred condom brand's most recent shipment was defective. You spend weeks obsessing over how you could have been more careful, but eventually your ex calls with...