You’re waiting for a train to go back home, but you see a pretty lady drop a book on the other side of the train tracks. Naturally, if you’re a kind-hearted gentleman, you run to the other...
Smells have a complex relationship with humans. Our olfactory sense is delicate and evokes primal feelings. In general, if one smells puke, one may find themselves feeling a touch green. The human...
Editor's note: The following column is satire.
The idea that it’s not possible to be racist to white people is a simple one. In a society that gives advantages to white people, regardless of the...
When it comes to improving your grades, sometimes what you need and what you want is the same thing.
More sleep.
At least 60% of college students get poor-quality sleep, according to the Centers for Disease...
I'm writing this to express my disappointment in the LSU Student Government Senate.On Wednesday, November 15, I was impeached from my role as chair of the election commission. This decision came as a shock,...
"The Simpsons" has come to be known as a 21st-century’s prophet, warning your everyday citizen of what’s to come. Either through time travel or crystal ball, Homer Simpson has seen it all and...
Editor's note: The following column is satire.
The Israel-Hamas war is a difficult situation to understand, leading many on the left to simplify the story in an attempt to garner sympathy for the Palestinian...
This letter is in response to a Reveille investigative report linked here.
I'm writing regarding the article about Student Senate and open meeting laws on the front page of the Oct. 30 edition of...
The accomplishments of LSU’s Student Government are admirable in the face of the meager $2.20 fee charged to every student to fund them. Just this semester, SG has worked to ensure that every...
The month or so since the October 7 Hamas attacks on Israeli civilians has been difficult.It's been difficult for the Israeli families mourning their dead and missing their kidnapped. It's been difficult...
Editor's note: The following column is satire.House Republicans accused President Joe Biden and his son Hunter of peddling influence after discovering the extent of cash and gifts they allegedly received...
Editor's note: The following column is satire.
We live in a world where there’s conflict, unrest and chaos. But there’s an answer to make all our problems go away.
Groupthink.
Stop thinking...
