Think the Bible meets “Game of Thrones” — that basically sums up “Unholy Night” by Seth Grahame Smith (minus all the nasty incest). I adored Smith’s take on the story of the Three Wise Men and the birth of Jesus.

It was a risky move to take free reign over a story in the holy book, but Smith created a kick-ass story full of sword fights, wise-cracks and faith. Smith creates a background for the iconic figures, so readers see beyond the following of the star to the manger.

The story is mainly about the “leader” of the trio, Balthazar, an infamous thief nicknamed “The Antioch Ghost” who finally gets caught after 20 years of stealing. He finds himself in Herod’s prison, where he meets Gaspar and Melchyor. The three men escape and ride to Bethlehem only to come across Joseph, Mary and their infant son.

Once Herod’s men begin to murder the infants in Bethlehem, Balthazar feels the need to intervene. He is fated to help bring the new parents and child to safety in Egypt. There are many problems to be faced, and one of those includes the former love of his life. No one has ever gotten the best of him, until he meets her again, and she beats the crap out of him. You go girl.

The characters in the book are amazing. Every character has a certain trait about them that makes them unforgettable. Balthazar is a sarcastic badass, with the talent to escape sticky situations. Gaspar is a coward, who wants to run away at every opportunity. Melchyor is a master of swords. Joseph is sassy, and Mary takes crap from no one.

Even though this book takes characters out of the bible, most of their faith is questioned. The only ones who are full of faith are Joseph and Mary. Balthazar doesn’t quite believe in faith and visions from angels, but he has a continuous thought of “there’s something about this baby.”

I’m all for a handsome man with wit and a sword who saves baby Jesus. I give this book four out of five stars. This book has something for everyone, so go get on this.