With budget cut talk all around and people screaming about our imminent damnation in Free Speech Alley, one would think the end is nigh for LSU students.

That is why we need a hero in the upcoming student government election– and that knight in shining, greasy armor is The Other Option.

The Other Option, with its Tobacco-Full Campus proposal, wants to form a protective cloud of smoke around students. No one will go without a cigarette around campus, simply because no one can!

Need a quick defense in Free Speech Alley when you’re surrounded by pamphlets and hooligans? Some smoke to the face will do the trick!

Need to look edgier in your Snapchat story? A cigarette will make you look hardcore and ridiculously introverted. Your friends in other campuses will wish they could be as deep as you!     

What about those days where you forgot to complete an assignment before class? With a lit cigarette, you can easily set a building aflame! Class is cancelled!

Naturally, some people are very upset about the group in front of the Middleton Library that smokes like a large, hipstery chimney. With the Other Option, that group can disperse and smoke freely throughout campus!

For you “non-smokers,” as you are frequently called, the Other Option has a solution for you, too!

Leave.

The Tobacco-Full Campus will keep things smelling interesting, as well as add a flair of mystery with a constant fog! (Bonus: the fog can hide and protect us from drones and UFOs!)    

From its stance on the Studio Arts Building and its means of dealing with the budget cuts, this campaign has an answer to everything. But with unlimited enforced smoking, who wouldn’t want to light up with the Other Option?
Don’t go another day with an empty hand and clear lungs! Vote for the Other Option!