There exists a point where laissez-faire capitalism and human evolution meet, and Cryos International — the world’s largest sperm bank — has bridged the divide.
In an official statement, Cryos recently announced it would no longer accept sperm donations from people with red hair. “There are too many redheads in relation to demand,” Cryos director Ole Schou told a Danish newspaper Friday.
Whether you are a person with red hair or not, the first reaction is likely distaste. This is a gene pool embargo and direct intervention on the future of this species.
“We have nothing against red-haired donors,” Schou assured MSNBC on Monday. “We have just too many on stock in relation to the