I want this column to be tasteful, but I must admit I f*
Not because of any football game; I could care less about sports, but just because I f*
To get to the point, Yesterday I was reading The Daily Mississippian, the school news paper for Ole Miss, when I stumbled over a column entitled “Love thy neighbor, hate thy inbred Cajun,” and while reading the article I was overcome with an intense urge to defecate.
The title coupled with the fact that it’s a Mississippi paper just makes you wonder doesn’t it?
Oxford, Mississippi. Oxford, Mississippi. Oxford, Mississippi. Saying that three times in a row makes me want to start a can food drive or something.
I don’t know, but it makes me feel guilty that I live so well while there are people who call their home Oxford, Mississippi.
Where is Sally Strouthers when you need her?
“Hey I’ve got an idea. Let’s name this village after a real university in England and pretend it’s an establishment of higher learning. Ha!”
But to quote Steven Godfrey, the column’s author, it seems “Louisianites” are nothing more than “slope-headed goobers.”
Eli Manning is from where again? Oh yeah, Louisiana. I forget sometimes because of his small, sharp facial features.
By the way I F*
I really don’t know who Ole Miss is fooling; just because you get all done up in Dillard’s red and blue, and trout around the Grove drinking mint juleps from silver jefferson cups doesn’t make you high society.
“Hello, My name is Verna … Verna Williams from the Yazoo Williams. I went to Ole Miss and received an MRS. You get it, MRS. You wouldn’t happen to have any valium would you?”
Do you know why they call Mississippi the “Hospitality State?” It is for the exact same reason you describe a fat girl as having a good personality.
Get a grip Mississippi, you’re just as redneck and inbred as any of us “Louisianites.”
Oh, and Mr. Godfrey, it’s “Louisianians” not “nites” jackass!
But I guess the real judgment will come tomorrow as two fine football programs take the field to battle one of the most important games of the season.
Who will win?
Only time will tell, but if you want to spit culture in our face, you might want to take off the white hood because I think the eye holes aren’t quite big enough to see the real picture.
But in the mean time … go to hell Ole Miss.