Oh, Mr. Winkles.
I love you, Mr. Winkles.
You’re so soft and comfortable, Mr. Winkles.
You’re always here when I need you, Mr. Winkles.
I think you’re the only person who really listens to me.
I love to cuddle with you, Mr. Winkles.
We’ll always be best friends, Mr. Winkles.
How do I look, Mr. Winkles?
Thank you, Mr. Winkles. You always say the perfect thing.
Now, stay right here, Mr. Winkles; I’ll be back later.
LATER …
Oh, Mr. Winkles, you waited for me.
Now, you’re gonna have to sleep in the closet tonight, but don’t forget I love you, Mr. Winkles.
Do you love me, Mr. Winkles?
I know you do, Mr. Winkles.
CLOSET DOOR CLOSES
(muffled voices)
Oh, Mr. Johnson!
I love you, Mr. Johnson!
You’re so hard and cut, Mr. Johnson.
I need you, Mr. Johnson! I need you, Mr. Johnson!
etc …
CLOSET DOOR OPENS
Oh, Mr. Winkles.
Good morning, Mr. Winkles.
Did you sleep well, Mr. Winkles?
I didn’t sleep at all, Mr. Winkles.
I was up all night missing you, Mr. Winkles.
You look different, Mr. Winkles.
Don’t you love me anymore, Mr. Winkles?
But, I care about you, Mr. Winkles.
Did you find someone else, Mr. Winkles?
Let’s cuddle, Mr. Winkles.
CUDDLING ENSUES
Oh, Mr. Winkles — I know you still love me.
KNOCK ON DOOR
Ew, Mr. Winkles, it’s time to go back in the closet.
CLOSET DOOR CLOSES
(muffled voices)
Oh, Mr. Johnson.
Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson.
etc …
CLOSET DOOR OPENS
Oh, Mr. Winkles.
Are you trying to say something, Mr. Winkles?
I didn’t know you could talk, Mr. Winkles.
I can’t understand you, Mr. Winkles.
MR. WINKLES SPEAKS
F*** you, tramp!
P.S. — Remember to vote tomorrow.