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- The slightly above-average coffee
- The smell of local gutter punks wafting through the shop
- The inability to get work done because all your friends hang there
- The inability to get work done because of the spotty WiFi
- The second-hand smoke induced carcinoma
- Getting pestered for change/cigarettes by the homeless
- The looks of scorn from the hipster baristas when you don’t know which milk you want in your latte
- The looks of scorn from the hipster baristas as you try fruitlessly to win their affections
- That excellent post-coffee bowel movement
- People losing their minds when a building owner executes his right to not renew a lease for a building he owns
