So, we’re all trying to adjust from being back from spring break and I just… cannot.
Let’s be honest… finals is like, so soon, it’s like in two weeks and I will literally fail them all like I am that not ready.
I like… I can’t even right now.
But I got this really great tan at the beach over the break in Gulf Shores and I love it cuz I was like, so pale… but, like, you see this tan line?
Isn’t it so weird? Yeah, I got it in Gulf Shores and I have like, all these tan lines from my Chacos and it’s so funny.
I also got so drunk that like I literally couldn’t.
But, like, sometimes I kind of have to wonder… like, maybe I can’t even because we live in a society of Panopticism, as developed by Jeremy Bentham?
You know, like, where the idea is that you always behave a certain way because you’re being watched, like in a Panopticon setting with prisoners behaving well because they worry the guard is watching even when they can’t tell?
What if, like, I can’t even, because I worry someone is out there watching… if I did even?!?!
OMG.
We’re basically all living in a Panoptic prison designed as Bentham designed in the 18th century.
Holy crap.
But then again, Jeremy Bentham was hella basic. And utilitarianism just, like, oversimplifies the process of calculating the results to find the best course of action for optimum outcomes before making a decision.
Like really? I can’t even.
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Placenta Grande is a 19 year-old Communications Disorders Major hoping to solve her long-time issues in not communicating her opinions effectively to others. In the meantime of dealing with a debilitating and life-ruining issue, Placenta attempts to voice her opinions for The Funyon.
“I literally can’t even right now.”
